ORDERING & POSTAGE INFORMATION

If you wish to place an order then please enquire to make sure that the shirt(s) that you want is/are still available.

When placing an order, please include the full details of the shirt(s) that you want, as listed in the F-NM catalogue pages.

To avoid any befuddlement, you can copy and fill out an order form here.

Please do not make any PayPal payments until you have received a payment request.

If you wish to pay via PayPal, please make sure that you have included your PayPal email address in the order  form.

Please make cheques, postal orders, etc. payable to Paul Heasman and send to the following address:

Football - Not Muggybonehead
41 Shaftesbury Road
Carshalton
Surrey
SM5 1HH
ENGLAND

A free polythene garment cover is now available, upon request, with every shirt purchased.

In the event of any shirt failing to meet the standard stated, then you will be receive a full refund, including postage costs and extra compensation. A refund may also be available for any shirt that hasn't been sent out within the specified time frame.
In most other circumstances a credit note will be issued. Please note that this only applies to the shirt being received in the same condition as it was when originally sent. 

 

RESERVATIONS

Shirts can be reserved for up to two weeks. If you wish for them to be reserved for a longer time then a 20% non-refundable deposit will be necessary. If, after six weeks, no further payment has been made then the reserved shirts will be made available to the public again. Anyone who asks for shirts to be reserved for them but consistently fails to cough up for them will be denied this privilege.

 

PAYMENT

Payment can be made by any of the following options:

 

United Kingdom

Cheque in £ Sterling

Postal Order

Credit or debit card payment via

Cash (Please contact me for details)

Overseas

Bank Draft in £ Sterling

International Money Order in £ Sterling

Postal Order in £ Sterling

Credit or debit card payment via

Bank transfer

Western Union

MoneyGram

Cash - £ Sterling, € or $US (Please contact me for details)

N.B. Please use £1 = €1.55/$2.20 as the exchange rate for cash payments.

 

POST PAYMENT

I will email you to confirm the receipt of your payment and to let you know when your order has been sent out. It would be appreciated if you can also inform me that you have received your order.

Your shirts should be sent out within 17 days (14 days if an F-NM order form is completed). Those of F-NM ContraJudas Coterie status may request 5 Skull Caps per day, per shirt, for any orders sent later than this.


POSTAL CHARGES
UNITED KINGDOM
For orders up to £36.00

Kids sizes (Up to and including 91 cms/36 ins)

Short sleeves - £2.60 (£1.00 for each subsequent shirt)

Long sleeves - £3.10 (£1.00 for each subsequent shirt)

Adult sizes (Above 91 cms/36 ins)

Short or long sleeves - £3.10 (£1.40 for each subsequent shirt)

For orders over £36.00

1 shirt - £5.30

2 - 3 shirts - £7.15

4 - 7 shirts - £10.00

8 - 35 shirts - £25.00



Please contact headhoncho@footballnotmuggybonehead.com for postage details of larger orders.



EUROPE
All shirts will be insured and sent via airmail.


For orders up to £38.00

Kids sizes (Up to and including 91 cms/36 ins)

Short sleeves - £6.20 (£1.75 for each subsequent shirt)

Long Sleeves - £6.70 (£2.25 for each subsequent shirt)

Adult sizes (Above 91 cms/36 ins)

Short sleeves - £6.70 (£2.50 for each subsequent shirt)

Long Sleeves - £7.50 (£3.00 for each subsequent shirt)

For orders over £38.00

Kids sizes (Up to and including 91 cms/36 ins)

Short sleeves - £8.20 (£1.75 for each subsequent shirt)

Long Sleeves - £8.70 (£2.25 for each subsequent shirt)

Adult sizes (Above 91 cms/36 ins)

Short sleeves - £8.70 (£2.50 for each subsequent shirt)

Long Sleeves - £9.50 (£3.00 for each subsequent shirt)



Please contact headhoncho@footballnotmuggybonehead.com for postage details of large orders.



REST OF THE WORLD
All shirts will be insured and sent via airmail.


For orders up to £38.00

Kids sizes (Up to and including 91 cms/36 ins)

Short sleeves - £7.30 (£3.00 for each subsequent shirt)

Long Sleeves - £7.90 (£3.50 for each subsequent shirt)

Adult sizes (Above 91 cms/36 ins)

Short sleeves - £8.00 (£3.50 for each subsequent shirt)

Long Sleeves - £9.00 (£3.75 for each subsequent shirt)

For orders over £38.00

Kids sizes (Up to and including 91 cms/36 ins)

Short sleeves - £9.30 (£3.00 for each subsequent shirt)

Long Sleeves - £9.90 (£3.50 for each subsequent shirt)

Adult sizes (Above 91 cms/36 ins)

Short sleeves - £10.00 (£3.50 for each subsequent shirt)

Long Sleeves - £11.00 (£3.75 for each subsequent shirt)



Please contact headhoncho@footballnotmuggybonehead.com for postage details of larger orders.


If you still have any unanswered questions, then email me at headhoncho@footballnotmuggybonehead.com.